OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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