Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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