So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you made out with another girl for some wings
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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