I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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