He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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