This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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