True but thats because hes a fetus.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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