Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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