Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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