doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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