well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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