Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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