I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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