That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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