i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Randomize
