they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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