You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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