but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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