Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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