what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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