She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Randomize