thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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