i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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