The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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