do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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