Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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