she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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