Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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