Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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