Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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