Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so explain again why im purple
no
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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