Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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