do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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