apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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