Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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