your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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