is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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