Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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