I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
COCAINE IS GR8
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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