Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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