I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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