Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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