No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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