Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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