Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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