Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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