you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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