You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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