Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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