Just fell off a train. Bad.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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