Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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