why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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