We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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