did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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