is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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